Just recently all the Internets have finally been  connected to North Korea. This is beneficial to no one, since my fellow North Koreans are naturally born stupid.

The first time I went on the online…I was very overwhelmed. I was looking for natural male enhancers and  a soul mate  on E-Harmony when I realized how those damn capitalistic imperial Americans had tainted the world with their interweb perversion.

Before sentencing one of my cabinet members “Pjong IlCuck” to  public execution, I had received an email from him claiming I was chosen to be on “Dancing with the Stars”.  Ended up the link directed me to a website with a mans genetailia  swinging in circles as the site claimed every swing made me gayer. (i.e. meatspin.com)

The purpose of connecting North Korea to the internet was to find a solution to our energy crisis and wage a propaganda campaign against the U.S. citizens. This seemed possible in theory,  but the amount of indecent material Americans have been generating on Internets had made us come to realize that the people of Imperial American and their countries of influence(Evil Axis of MeatSpin), must be destroyed. You cannot save a culture that does this in their spare time….

Is This Failure?

What are you doing Grandfather?

So much for finding Internet design plans for “Perpetual Motion” …now we’ll never get rid of these diesel generators!

I will not subject my people to the American culture via Internet…

Yes, they’re too stupid to understand it….and even if they tried it would take up too much time out of their gymnastics class. It is now that we know America has lost Its culture and it is my duty to train my civilians with training videos to counter American attacks……